Sunday, 26 August 2018

Greetings.
 I have attempted to make the blog more upmarket by concentrating on more academic  matters  discarding all silliness and flights of fancy as befits a man held high in the esteem of his fellow interlechewalls. If it's not to your liking and you would wish for more levity please let me know.

Of course if you don't want any of it then don't look at it. 

Avid readers will both recall that last posting I covered, in depth, the subjects of "Tally, Telly, Tilley, Tolly and Tully" much to everybody's enlightenment and intense interest. 
The Tully I chose was Mark Tully of BBC fame.

Disgusted of Canary Wharf writes "You've forgotten Marcus Tullius Cicero - often referred to as Tully". 

I now wish to correct that oversight and do so below. 

However I hope that does not mean I shall now receive hordes of message along the lines that Atilla the Hun was known down the "Kutya  meg  Dekkol" (Dog and Duck to you) as "Tilly" oft greeted with "Hi Hun" on entry and warrants a few paragraphs.  Or that "Telly" Savalas was secretly a peace envoy for the Klu Klux Klan but you couldn't tell under the pointy hat; or that Tolly of Tolly Cobbold fame was one of the major brewers in England.


Which it was.

The original Cobbold brewery was founded in Harwich in 1723 and in 1746 the Cobbold Cliff Brewery was founded, at Cliff Lane,Ipswich. The name Tolly Cobbold is an amalgamation of the two family-run brewers: who merged in 1957; the Tollemache Brewery owned by the  Tollemache family and the Cobbold Brewery owned by the Cobbold family. 
Cosy..

Tolly Cobbold was taken over by Ellermen Lines in 1977[  and was later sold to Brent Walker in 1989 when production of Tolly Cobbold Beers was transferred to Camerons Brewery (no, not that one)
The brewery was then acquired by Ridleys in 2002. Three years later,they was taken over by Suffolk-based Greene King in 2005.
Tolly Original, the only Tolly Cobbold beer that Ridley's continued to brew in Chelmsford, is likely to become extinct since Greene King are unlikely to continue brewing it. Greene King was the main sponsor of Ipswich Town F.C., which was established by the Cobbold family.
Funny old world. 
Greene King are now one of, if not the,
 biggest pub-co around and have managed to oversee the 
demise of many pubs with excessive rents including the 
White Lion at Marsworth which remains empty and 
an eyesore. (Guess how many years?!) 
The site owner
A10 WEEK 27'MCBH'rd'The White lion at Marsworthhas secured planning consent again (the previous one lapsed in 2017)for change of use to convert the building into two three bed dwellings. Car park application again refused but may be approved once the pub is converted. In the meantime nothing happens.


The following article from the Bucks Herald will tell you the
 year and a lot about Greene King's way of doing business.

https://www.bucksherald.co.uk/news/
rent-rumpus-as-landlady-attacks-marsworth-half-price-pub-1-2888777
But I haven't told you about Tully yet, or Cicero as we all 
know him.
Image result for picture of ciceroImage result for cicero cartoon

"While there's life, there's hope."

A brief (not very) biography is appended but I recommend the Robert Harris Trilogy-Imperium, Lustrum and Dictator (sounds like a firm of solicitors)for a good read and account of Cicero's life
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Hampton Caught!
So enough of all this educational stuff how about some news from the Cut?
Well two of our travellers got stuck. Both on the Northern Oxford although not travelling together or heading for the same place.
a v expensive chunk of wood.
Jim and Sue were approaching Rose Narrowboats in their boat Hampton when they collected a chunk of wood that buggered their steering gear.
Last I heard they were out of the water at Rose and the meter was running.We wish them well.


Mac and Carrie on The Griffin were north of Rose Narrowboats at the Greyhound, Hawkesbury Junction when their water pump bust so they lost two or three days whilst

 Canal and River Rescue sorted them out. I know they are very fond of The Greyhound so filled their boots including meeting up with Peter and Christine on Swallow. I prefer a quiet grassy bank with no pubs and ample opportunity for prayer and meditation but each to their own. Swallow and The Griffin are now heading for Shackerstone on the Ashby for the BH Festival.

20180823_121138.jpgBack home and the mink continue to frolic. Needless to say CaRT were no use as they only sort mink out where there are voles. Well, of course, we might have voles if we didn't have mink but looks like we'll have to sort it out ourselves-along with the path and anything else that needs doing. 
A Gay Mink Machine
It was a tad worrying when I spotted the mink sized pink tent on the mooring and thought we had a breed of Camping Pink Mink. I'm sure you get Gay Mink-they have their own machines in bookmakers . Turns out Mike G on Albion Mills was entertaining but one of his crew preferred a night under canvass.

"I'm afraid we do not control mink in this area, mainly because of the costs of using a contractor for this.  We only do mink trapping in areas where we have water voles present as they are the main predators of this protected species.  we use volunteers who have been adequately trained and this is done in partnership with the Wildlife Trusts as trapping requires all local riparian landowners to do the same otherwise just single trapping is not effective, as mink will just move into the territory from other areas."
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Mike G went off for a cruise and took Bob and Jen's boat out for a spin across the Summit. She sounded lovely even at 40 mph.
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Pleased to report that Max is still on the mend and holidaying, en famille, in Weymouth. Good luck old mate.

For some reason I can't explain Max appears to have collared a dove....


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and here it is unpacked
As for me, well you are all deserving of sympathy living lives without excitement or fulfilment whereas I can hardly contain my enthusiasm over my most recent Dunelm  (the Cathedral of Soft Furnishings) purchase  pictured here. Not only is it "an Airer"-clothes horse to you-but you will have noted that it is a "Slimline" airer (with adjustable wings for multiple drying positions-bliss) giving it a class and style that will be much admired along the moorings as my smalls blow gently in the balmy breeze.
The portholes have had their annual clean and very nice they look too....nearly as nice as my clothes horse.

----------------------------------------------------------------------Time for a rant.
These roadworks were commence on Friday 17th Aug. When I say commenced they dug the pavement up and installed barriers and cones sufficient to give the impression that a four- lane underpass was to be constructed. Presumably because pedestrians (about three a day) would have to walk in the gutter they also installed traffic lights.  No more work has been done for the last 8 days. Somebody moved the lights when they stopped working but nothing else. Now I can hear you shouting at your screen "Why are you so annoyed about this Michael? Perhaps the team got called to a more major task; perhaps the Council realised the underpass was meant to be in Berkhamsted. Calm down dear"

Well what's got my goat is that as well as the above waste of time and money they moved the bus stop; and so they could chain the temporary bus stop sign to something solid it was moved to the other side of the petrol station and clamped to a road sign. Half way to Northchurch and a bloody long walk! Yesterday, Saturday, 25th, some worthy sat in a van parked by the proper bus stop for over an hour (akip with hazard lights on and feet on dashboard) before eventually taking the redundant lights away. He did not. of course reinstate the bus stop. That will happen........
I know not when.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Sadly the Cow Roast Inn remains closed (as does the Lamb) both examples of masterly inactivity by Heineken and the use of a bus for refreshment destinations will remain necessary for a very long time. In fact I am now firmly of the opinion that neither will ever reopen remaining (until the convenient fire/Squatter occupation/MacDonald's bangs in the final nail) monuments to corporate greed.


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The great debate on visitors to this site has deepened!
For the first time the figures for last week show a significant new entry. In 8th place with 3 votes there is now "Unknown Region"


EntryPageviews
United Kingdom
73
United States
26
Ireland
16
Poland
16
Indonesia
7
France
5
Russia
4
Unknown Region
3
Brazil
3
Saudi Arabia
3





So have I somehow through the wonders of laptoppery discovered a previously unknown land about which nothing is known even to Google? I know that this land-shall we call it Wallonia?-has a population of at least 3 souls all of whom have access to the internet, probably a tablet left by a passing missionary along with the Wallonic Guide to the Internet, that the inhabitants are interested in canals, pubs (mostly closed) unnecessary roadworks, Mark and Cicero Tully, mink and anything else they can glean from the blog before retiring for the night to their daub and wattle three bedded just outside the Capital, Wallsberg.
Or am I getting ahead of myself? (That's the second sentence today that I've started with "Or"-standby for missive from Angry of Canary Wharf)
It could be that it is only one person who has looked three times. Perhaps it is a desert island where a shipwrecked maiden with a fully charged dongle has fetched up and is surviving on a diet of coconut until rescued. But (Oh no! Not a "But"-perhaps I've got conjunctivitis?) why not use the Internet access to summon help? Perhaps she is so at peace for the first time since leaving the Convent of the Whispering Sisters of Murphy that my humble blog is, apart from the coconuts, all the sustenance she needs. Either way it underscores the wish to upscale the intellectual content of the blog and to be more educational with less silliness. Perhaps I should take out the bit about the clothes horse.....I am very happy with it though....nah. Leave it in

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No news is good news-or once more unto the breach...

The  extract from a CaRT email shows they have more than canal breaches to contend with and it is unusual to get a missive that I "was not" affected. I presume they had to send this info to the majority of customers as a few of a more delicate nature will have been concerned that although they had not been told that their details had been compromised they might wonder if they had. Shame. That money could have been spent on our path or a real breach. 

Hello,
Notification of a Data Breach

On Wednesday morning (22 August 2018) the Canal & River Trust discovered a data breach in relation to licensing renewals affecting a number of customers.  I am contacting you to confirm that your details were not amongst those affected by this data breach. The breach was due to a technical issue at our sub-contractor and not a breach of the Trust’s security system.

So in line with the avowed educational aspiration..

. “Once more unto the breach, dear friends"

(from Henry V, spoken by King Henry)
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'

Volunteer please to give a reading at our next
 St George's Party on 27th April 2019?





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Finally for today-the best news of all-better even than my new "Airer".....



Annie is a Nannie! 
A baby girl (6ib 10oz) born to daughter Tarryn and Will.
Congratulations all round!

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More on Cicero-as promised.
Marcus Tullius Cicero,  Tully, (born 106 BCEArpinum, Latium [now Arpino, Italy]—died December 7, 43 BCEFormiae, Latium [now Formia]), Roman statesman, lawyer, scholar, and writer who vainly tried to uphold republican principles in the final civil wars that destroyed the Roman Republic. His writings include books of rhetoric, orations, philosophical and political treatises, and letters. He is remembered in modern times as the greatest Roman orator and the innovator of what became known as Ciceronian rhetoric.
Cicero was the son of a wealthy family of Arpinium. Admirably educated in Rome and in Greece, he did military service in 89 under Pompeius Strabo (the father of the statesman and general Pompey) and made his first appearance in the courts defending Publius Quinctius in 81. He started his public career as quaestor (an office of financial administration) in western Sicily in 75.
As  a judicial officer of great power at this time, in 66 he made his first important political speech, when,, he spoke in favour of conferring on Pompey command of the campaign against Mithradates VI, king of Pontus . His relationship with Pompey,  was to be the focal point of his career in politics. His election as Consul for 63 was achieved through Optimates who feared the revolutionary ideas of his rival, Catiline.
In the first of his consular speeches, he opposed the agrarian bill of Servilius Rullus, in the interest of the absent Pompey; but his chief concern was to discover and make public the seditious intentions of Catiline, who, defeated in 64, appeared again at the consular elections in 63 (over which Cicero presided, wearing armour beneath his toga). Catiline lost and planned to carry out armed uprisings in Italy and arson in Rome. Cicero had difficulty in persuading the Senate of the danger, but the “last decree” (Senatus consultum ultimum), something like a proclamation of martial law was passed on October 22. On November 8, after escaping an attempt on his life, Cicero delivered the first speech against Catiline in the Senate, and Catiline left Rome that night. Evidence incriminating the conspirators was secured and, after a senatorial debate in which Cato the Younger spoke for execution and Julius Caesar against, they were executed on Cicero’s responsibility. Cicero, announcing their death to the crowd with the single word vixerunt (“they are dead”), received a tremendous ovation from all classes, which inspired his subsequent appeal in politics to concordia ordinum, “concord between the classes.” He was hailed by Catulus as “father of his country.” This was the climax of his career.


At the end of 60, Cicero declined Caesar’s invitation to join the political alliance of Caesar, Crassus, and Pompey, the so-called First Triumvirate, which he considered unconstitutional, and also Caesar’s offer in 59 of a place on his staff in Gaul. When Publius Clodius, whom Cicero had antagonized by speaking and giving evidence against him when he was tried for profanity early in 61, became tribune in 58, Cicero was in danger, and in March, disappointed by Pompey’s refusal to help him, fled Rome. On the following day Clodius carried a bill forbidding the execution of a Roman citizen without trial. Clodius then carried through a second law, of doubtful legality, declaring Cicero an exile. Cicero went first to Thessalonica, in Macedonia, and then to Illyricum. In 57, thanks to the activity of Pompey and particularly the tribune Titus Annius Milo, he was recalled on August 4. Cicero landed at Brundisium (Brindisi) on that day and was acclaimed all along his route to Rome, where he arrived a month later.
In winter 57–56 Cicero attempted unsuccessfully to estrange Pompey from Caesar. Pompey disregarded Cicero’s advice and renewed his compact with Caesar and Crassus at Luca in April 56. Cicero then agreed, under pressure from Pompey, to align himself with the three in politics, and he committed himself in writing to this effect (the “palinode”). The speech De provinciis consularibus (On the Consular Provinces) marked his new alliance. He was obliged to accept a number of distasteful defenses, and he abandoned public life. In the next few years he completed the De oratore (55; On the Orator) and De republica (52; On the Republic) and began the De legibus (52; On Laws). In 52 he was delighted when Milo killed Clodius but failed disastrously in his defense of Milo (later written for publication, the Pro Milone, or For Milo).
In 51 he was persuaded to leave Rome to govern the province of Cilicia, in southern Anatolia, for a year. The province had been expecting a Parthian invasion, but it never materialized, although Cicero did suppress some brigands on Mt. Amanus. The Senate granted a supplicatio (a period of public thanksgiving), although Cicero had hoped for a triumph, a processional return through the city, on his return to Rome. All admitted that he governed Cilicia with integrity.
By the time Cicero returned to Rome, Pompey and Caesar were struggling for complete power. He was on the outskirts of Rome when Caesar crossed the Rubicon and invaded Italy in January 49. Cicero met Pompey outside Rome on January 17 and accepted a commission to supervise recruiting in Campania. He did not leave Italy with Pompey on March 17, however. His indecision was not discreditable, though his criticism of Pompey’s strategy was inexpert. In an interview with Caesar on March 28, Cicero showed great courage in stating his own terms—his intention of proposing in the Senate that Caesar should not pursue the war against Pompey any further—though they were terms that Caesar could not possibly accept. He disapproved of Caesar’s dictatorship; yet he realized that in the succession of battles (which continued until 45) he would have been one of the first victims of Caesar’s enemies, had they triumphed. This was his second period of intensive literary production, works of this period including the Brutus, Paradoxa Stoicorum (Paradoxes of the Stoics), and Orator (The Orator) in 46; De finibus (On the Supreme Good) in 45; and Tusculanae disputationes(Tusculan Disputations), De natura deorum (On the Nature of the Gods), and De officiis (On Duties), finished after Caesar’s murder, in 44.

Last Months

Cicero was not involved in the conspiracy to kill Caesar on March 15, 44, and was not present in the Senate when he was murdered. On March 17 he spoke in the Senate in favour of a general amnesty, but then he returned to his philosophical writing and contemplated visiting his son, who was studying in Athens. But instead he returned to Rome at the end of August, and his 14 Philippic orations (so called in imitation of Demosthenes’ speeches against Philip II of Macedonia), the first delivered on Sept. 2, 44, the last on April 21, 43, mark his vigorous reentry into politics. His policy was to make every possible use of Caesar’s adopted son Octavian (the future emperor Augustus), whose mature intelligence he seriously underestimated, and to drive the Senate, against its own powerful inclination toward compromise, to declare war on Mark Antony, who had controlled events immediately following Caesar’s death and who now was pursuing one of the assassins in Cisalpine Gaul. No letters survive to show how Octavian deceived Cicero in the interval between the defeat of Antony in Cisalpine Gaul on April 14 and Octavian’s march on Rome to secure the consulship in August. It was in May that Octavian learned of Cicero’s unfortunate remark that “the young man should be given praise, distinctions—and then be disposed of.” The Second Triumvirate of Octavian, Antony, and Marcus Aemilius Lepidus was formed at the end of October, and Cicero was soon being sought for execution. He was captured and killed near Caieta on December 7. His head and hands were displayed on the rostra, the speakers’ platform at the Forum, in Rome.

Monday, 20 August 2018

August Affairs


I'm often asked by fans of my blog about the number of foreign visitors to my site and I tell both of them the thing that always surprises me is the number of Russians who have a gander at my ramblings.What interest can it be-even my dearest and dearest can't be bothered but are too kind to tell me -yet 26  Russians, 19 Indonesians and 1Bangladeshi are sat ,eyes glued to their monitor, awaiting enlightenment regarding the state of my health, chemical toilet, family, friends and  Britains'canals?

So I shall try and make this posting more educational avoiding all silliness.


Here's last week's tally.

United Kingdom                                
79
Russia
26
United States
23
Indonesia
19
Ireland
6
Germany
4
Serbia
4
Canada
2
Bangladesh
1
New Zealand
1


Tally-
mid-15c., "stick marked with notches to indicate amount owed or paid," from Anglo-French tallie(early 14c., Old French taille "notch in a piece of wood signifying a debt"), Anglo-Latin talea (late 12c.), from Medieval Latin tallia, from Latin talea "a cutting, rod, stick" (see tailor (n.), and compare sense history of score). Meaning "a thing that matches another" first recorded 1650s, from practice of splitting a tally lengthwise across the notches, debtor and creditor each retaining one of the halves; the usual method of keeping accounts before writing became general (the size of the notches varied with the amount). Sports sense of "a total score" is from 1856. Also in 19c. British provincial verbal expression live tallymake a tally bargain "live as husband and wife without marrying."

And here's last week's Tilley. (http://tilleylamp.co.uk/

My mum used to work for the Tilley Lamp company when they were based in Hendon until they decided to relocate to Northern Ireland in the early 60s about the same time Bernadette Devlin started campaigning and the Wilson Government put the army in. The rest as they say is hysterical.
They relocated back to England in 2000 and are currently based in Guildford.
Tilley lamps were used by the British armed forces, and became so popular that Tilley became used as a generic name for kerosene lamp in many parts of the world, in much the same way as Hoover is used for vacuum cleaners. During the 1920s the company had diversified into domestic lamps, and had expanded rapidly after orders from railway companies. After WWII fears about the poisonous effect of paraffin fumes, and widely available electricity, reduced demand for domestic use.

I recall during the three day week hiatus back in the 70s we used Tilley lamps to light the windowless toilets in the Civic Centre at Harrow, Needless to say we lost a lot to the "Light" fingered.




And here's last week's telly. Do you remember when a tv looked like this-it's not that long ago the first  slimline tv was sold in 1997.
Since then the style and reliability has improved.The programmes however........








And here's last weeks tolly
The tolly was one of the instruments of punishment used with regularity and enthusiasm at my gramma skool. It comprised a thin tongue of leather with a split  end attached to a wooden handle. It was allegedly named after the first boy to be on the receiving end but I am dubious. The tolly was used by housemasters, the cane being the privilege of the Head and Deputy Head. Needless to say I copped for both with some regularity both for minor and major misbehaviour and academic under achievement. So enlightened.
Unfortunately I can't find a picture of the tolly and I presume they all lie unused in the cupboard of some sadistic old bastard ruing their obsolescence; both of the tolly and the old bastards.


And here's last week's Tully


Sir William Mark Tully, KBE (born 24 October 1935)[ is the former Bureau Chief of the BBC, New Delhi. He worked with the BBC for a period of 30 years before resigning in July 1994.He held the position of Chief of Bureau, BBC, Delhi, for 20 years.[4] He has received awards and written books. 
Coincidentally Tully was born in Tollygunge, Calcutta. (Tollygunge sounds like a disease resulting from the aforementioned  school punishment.) His father was a British businessman who was a partner in one of the leading managing agencies of the Raj He spent the first decade of his childhood in India, although without being allowed to socialise with Indian people; at the age of four, he was sent to a "British boarding school" in Darjeeling before going to England for further schooling from the age of nine.
Mark Tully, Photo: Srini\vas SettyHe was educated at Twyford School (Hampshire), |M|arlborogh College and at Cambridge where he studied Theology ]After Cambridge, he intended becoming a priest in the Church of England but abandoned the vocation after just two terms  admitting later that he had doubts about "trusting [his] sexuality to behave as a Christian priest".
Tully's personal life has been complex. In 2001 he was married to Margaret Tully by whom he had 4 children. When in London he lived with his wife. When in India however, he lives with his partner Gillian Wright. 
Tully joined the BBCin 1964 and moved back to India in 1965 to work as the India Correspondent.He covered all major incidents in South Asia during his tenure..
Tully resigned from BBC in July 1994, after an argument with John Birt, the then Director General. He accused Birt of "running the corporation by fear" and "turning the BBC into a secretive monolith with poor ratings and a demoralised staff". In 1994 he presented an episode of BBCs Great Railway Journeys "Karachi to The Khyber Pass" travelling by train across Pakistan. Since 1994 he has been working as a freelance journalist and broadcaster based in New Delhi. He is currently the regular presenter of the weekly Radio 4 programme Something Understood.

So that's tally telly, tilley, tolly and tully-I told you it would be more educational
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Last week  we spent a few days in the Kent Countryside and the harvest is good.
Any self-respecting Englishman cannot gaze upon such a vista and not think " You could build lots of semi detached three bedroomed houses on that."






Last week saw Mathilda's first birthday-what a difference a year makes.
Of course strictly speaking her first birthday was the day she was born..............discuss.


A quick trip down memory lane. Actually it is down Honeypot Lane, Stanmore where I worked (and drank) at the Green  Man for many years. Sadly it's a block of flats now.
You know the words from the song "you don't know what you've got till it's gone"-well that certainly applies to the pub world. My two local watering holes "The Cow Roast Inn" and "The Lamb" have both been closed for some time now; ruined by the appalling Punch Taverns and now owned by Heineken they sit, unkempt, unloved and unopen. Both are an eyesore, both are listed buildings and both once were and could be again, profitable. Sadly I fear after a suitable length of time and with no action by the local authority there will be a couple of unfortunate fires and the same fate as befell the Green Man will befall them.
When will people realise that pubs aren't just about a drinking culture but provide a hub for the community vital in these days of increasing numbers of lonely people; a social ill that lots of blathering goes on about but no bugger does anything positive; a game of crib can do wonders.....

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On the Moorings we have a new problem. We have a richness** of mink-Six of the blighters have been spotted and the other night I thought somebody had got on board. When I looked out there was a mink sat in the front well. A little later I found the sod on my roof looking into my Pigeon Box (not a box of pigeons but the narrowboat equivalent of a skylight). I've written to Canal and River Trust as our Landlords to see if they can sort this minky business. Watch this space.

https://canalrivertrust.org.uk/enjoy-the-waterways/canal-and-river-wildlife/the-rogues-gallery/american-mink

** Believe it or not a "richness" is the collective noun for mink. I'd have thought "ministry" more appropriate.




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Ode to a Path


As I listen to the welcome rain
And indeed it is apourinìg
My thoughts are on our path again
That runs along our mooring
CART can't fix it though it's  bust
And bits of it are "No go"
They have no money at the Trust
Except for a brand new logo
So as we wade up to the gate
Thru mud that is hard to stand in
For a safe sound path we're pleased to wait
Cos we'd much rather have rebrandin.



Sadly CART haven't come up trumps on our path, pictures of which are above, taken this month. They are not going to repair it so Heaven knows what it will be like mid Winter.

 I think, I speak for many boaters and certainly those that have paid lots of money over the years, that most were supportive of CaRT recognising that they had inherited myriad problems and were short of funds for essential and routine maintenance. Sadly that support has
dissipated following the rebranding and creation of a new logo. CaRT were formed in 2012. Five years later some eejit decided it was appropriate to spend fortunes on a new logo-there was nothing wrong with the old one.

"Every pound we save is another pound we can spend looking after the waterways." 
This is a quote from the CaRT Annual Report. I don't know what the new logo cost but they stated that no "new" money would be used. "New" or "old" it's still money that won't be spent looking after the waterways including providing a safe, usable path on our mooring despite having recently benefited directly from an extra 2k generated by the iniquitous mooring auction scam.
It did stop raining long enough to powerhose Independence
 which needed doing as did Twirly the Pig

Below is the picture on the front page of the Nicholson's Guide for 2012. It is, of course the Lock at Cow Roast. If you look very hard you can see Independence directly in line with the centre of the top lock gates
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The following is an extract from my ramblings just over a year ago when I reflected that my elected representative was and still is David Gaulke who despite some deree of dodgyness as reported in the Torygraph had been appointed to the Treasury. A year later and he has been appointed as Lord Chancellor. Who says Theresa May doesn't have a sense of humour.
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 June 2017
Allegedly I'll be wasting my vote in Berkhamsted by voting Labour. You could put a donkey up with a blue rosette and he'd get elected -even if he had been guilty of a slight mis- remembering of his carrot allowance a while back.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9684441/Minister-in-cash-row-keeps-27000-profit-from-sale-of-second-home.html



He was obviously a perfect candidate for a Treasury job which is exactly where they put him.


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So Independence and Twirly has had a tidy up in readiness for a cruise in September alongside Moorhen with Ady plus a crew comprising Kevin, Peter and Ted. It will be jolly and though we don't intend to travel too far we should achieve a fair amount in nearly 3 weeks. Anything missing? Of course there is. The end of September marks one year since dear friend and valued crew member, Geoff, died. It cannot do other than cast a pall over affairs afloat.We will no doubt raise a glass or twelve to his memory-but I'd rather the old boy was there to drink with us. Hey Ho. 
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Talking of hols I've booked two of my "away from the mooring in the Winter" breaks. One for ten days in Derbyshire and one for a week in Whitstable. Both before Christmas with the Derbyshire trip follwed by a visit to Lancashire to visit my sister, Moira and Tom. I noticed during my research into staying in Whitstable that one pub's website boasts a selection of real and craft ales, no music, no tv and no kids. I suspect that is where my crossword will be found...........with me looking at it.😉

After Christmas I hope to spend some more time in Kent and the West Country/Somerset.
All of this of course is dependent on health and wealth....oh and the small matter of the DVLA now requiring me to have a medical after I informed them of my sleep apnoea. (see previous boring snoring posts). Since I've been using the CPAP machine I have been so much better with no need for frequent and inconvenient dozes and my readings show a considerable reduction in "sleep interventions" (47 per hour before CPAP/0.8 per hour since!)
Wish me luck.
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And to finish my 3 favourite cartoons this week (courtesy of P Eye)







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Tuesday, 7 August 2018

Getting old is a pain in the arse. And lots of other places. I didn't realise that it all goes horribly wrong so quickly 
I was crewing for friend Adrian last week and an old boy I got chatting to had a boat called Diogenes. At a weak attempt at humour I said "That's what I should call my boat cos I've got dodgy knees" 
Geddit? No he didn't either.
He was about my age give or take a transplant but without my sparkling wit. Hmmmmm....more on old soddery later...

Adrian has had a run of bad luck with his boat requiring works to the hull but I think he'll fall back in love with her eventually.
Water Lilies in Cassiobury Park

Ady gives guided tour of a lock gate

 We had a good trip back from Watford where the work was done-very hot but good boating and Ady is now installed on his new mooring at Cow Roast. Sadly we've said goodbye to Chris and Gill on Eulalie who have moved off to Aylesbury having been pillars of the Cow Roast community for many years. They had a leaving do 


Talking of the moorings-we've got mink-as many as six have been counted and dog owners and lovers of birdlife are getting nervous as your Mr Mink s a nasty piece of work when doing what comes naturally. Should we tell Canal and River Trust? 

What else has been going on?
 Well I really enjoyed the World Cup despite losing in the semis and wore my lucky St George's waistcoat to every game....most of which I watched on my boat alone. Sad git. We played well but lost to a better side in Croatia who were unlucky in the final.
I did like the  comment about one of the happier bits of news for 2018, namely the finding and rescue of the Thai football team of youngsters. Some wag commented that they should go to the next World Cup as the only team who now knew how to dive properly.



I know I'm not body beautiful, carry too much weight and drink like a fish but that apart I'm in great condition. Or I was. In the last six months I've copped for pneumonia, Atrial fibulation, COPD and Sleep Apnoea; the last being treated by the joyous need to wear a mask at night attached to a machine that blasts cold air up your hooter. Great fun. It's powered by 240 v which is fine when your on the mooring with such a supply but when (and if) I move the boat I need a separate power supply which costs 120 quid +VA sodding T. Oh and to connect that to the machine I need a transformer which is only supplied by the machine manufacturer at a cost of £70! Expensive business sleeping.

I'm having various tests on the ticker prior to seeing the Consultant in the Autumn so no need to worry till then......except I've acknowledged to myself that  another full Winter on board might not be a recipe for good physical and mental health if the last couple of years are anything to go by. So I'm looking to book two or three decent breaks before and after Christmas to break the Winter up a bit; renting a cottage in Derbyshire before Christmas and one in , say, Somerset and one in Kent during Feb/March. All of about three weeks duration. This fits in with my intention to crack on with my alleged book which hasn't progressed in the last six months......so if you know of any cheap little cottages or suchlike to rent (no pets/DSS/) do let me know.

While I'm at it why is it that once upon a time I managed a whole Complex of buildings including a very busy Reference Library and the Librarians therein bowed in obeisance at my entry-well not quite but enough-but now every time I visit the local library, usually running an errand for Pam, I leave  totally in awe of the woman behind the counter who has somehow managed to make me feel like a 10 year old, stammering and confused and unable to cope with the modern machinery that is to be encountered in the once simple act of borrowing a book
For the same reason I will not use the self check-outs at supermarkets which seem designed to leave the elderly and confused looking, well, elderly and confused.
Enough. Lets have some service please. Why do we tolerate banks that are making a fortune out of our money, usually as customers, but more recently as taxpayers, yet they cannot be bothered to provide a presence in towns or when they do it's two stressed ladies at lecterns who do their humble best and add insult to injury by recommending I "have a nice sodding day"!
This great country once would have had Luddites in Tesco and Barclays smashing up their damnable machinery and getting proper people in jobs. Go for it. Next time you go to the Library take a mallet and just before you smash the intimidating scanning machine into a thousand pieces inform the dominatrix behind the counter that you're doing it for her!
Talking of libraries I'm reminded of the drunk who wandered into the library and very loudly asked for "TWO COD AND CHIPS"
The librarian admonished him-"Quiet. This is a Library"

The drunk suitably chastened whispered  "two cod and chips please"

This week sees some meaningful events. 
Pam had a birthday and hosted a very fine barbecue on Saturday. Many of the great (unwashed) and good (for nothing) of Berkhamsted were there plus some very nice people. It was very jolly and no prisoners were taken.

Mathilda was One Year old on Monday. Here she is in a bucket-none of this modern parenting nonsense here-


            and here she is full of giggles for Grandma.
Monday was also my brother Jim's birthday. Happy Birthday Jim


On Thursday Boater Mike Griffin hits 70! Happy Birthday Mike!!


and next weekend Jim and Sue celebrate 50 years of marriage. Congratulations both.



On the mooring CART were spotted revisiting the question of path repairs. For those of you who have forgotten what rain is like here's a picture of the path at the start of last Winter. It was worse by the Spring and I've got a tenner says it will be even worse by the end of the year. No matter. CART have a lovely new logo.





Bye for now.

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